Obviously, rule #71.3b of the internet is Don't Read The Comments. But luckily for you and me, the lowest-rated comments are hilarious. Because the bigots who wrote them are clearly so powerless, so clueless and so irrelevant, their hate is frankly laughable.
Did I mention "bad at spelling" too? Because we start with...
1. Slipper Slop
Because as we all learned from Sochi, Russians are super big on TOLERANCE.
7. If Gays Always Win
Cheers Allan, glad to know your generation did things on the basis that they just seemed right, like the Crusades and burning Catholics.
9. Marriage Has Been Broken Forever
If anyone tries marriage now, all they get is a 404 message saying "Pre-biblical ritual not found".
10. Same Poles Always Repel
I'm amazed all these gay people want to marry incompatible people that they absolutely cannot stand to be around.
11. Oxford English Dictionary
Thanks to Denaris for pointing out that gay people clearly can't read the dictionary, which has been dictating our existence for the last 6,000 years after being invented by God (Day 5, between llamas and asbestos).
And sorry, I can't lie, "want want want" made me piss myself laughing. Piss. Everywhere. Still. Laughing.
12. Children Have No Say In The Matter
It's so important that we stop children being brought up by loving, committed parents who happen to be gay, and restrict it purely and simply to Absolutely Anyone Else.
As a final bonus, here's the top-rated lowest-rated (uh, whatever) comment on the whole comments section. I'm not sure it deserves to be in the top (worst?) spot, over all these other nasty comments - it just seems like a selfish man taking pride in his family's obnoxious homophobia. Oh yeah, maybe that's why!
13. More Inheritance For Me
Huzzah! You keep all that money from the silly lesbian, Trent. She's only your dirty, sinful sister after all.